A little late for a breaking news alert, no?

I just had deja vu.  And the deja vu was of myself having deja vu.  You know, you’re experiencing something that you feel you’ve experienced before, and as you do it, you say, “I’ve experienced this before.”  Well, there is the potential for an infinite loop of that shit, just deja deja deja deja deja deja deja vu.

Right?

onemoretimewithfeeling:

howdiabolical:

srsly:

You give me a gift? Bam! Thank-you note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness.

Oh, Andy.

Don’t test the Nard Dawg.

Bobby Vinton

christinefriar:

upanddowns:

Bon Iver - Your Love (The Outfield Cover)

I DONT WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE TONIIII-HIIIGHT!

I do love this.

Lights Out.

Neve — It’s Over Now

I just watched the preview for The Prisoner, which makes its debut a week from tomorrow on AMC (when Mad Men ends, there’s still good TV to see on AMC, I guess).  I knew nothing about the original until hearing about this remake miniseries, but I’m very intrigued.

Click through to watch the 9 minute preview.

I wasn’t homesick at all, then I saw this in my camera roll and freaked out. Want to go hoooome!

Oh hi there, Spirograph. I miss you.

Listen.  I don’t want to be in the service industry for much longer, but I’m in it now.  And many of us have worked in a hotel or restaurant or similar place at some point in our life.  You know that sometimes you have one of those nights where three people call in sick or the POS crashes or you miss two orders in a row or whatever else goes wrong.

Why in the world, when it’s obvious that the staff is both (A) in the weeds and (B) trying their damnedest to catch up and make the customers happy, do customers feel the need to give the staff a hard time?

So my Bertucci’s pasta took an extra seven minutes.  It does not allow me to make the manager, who is doing three jobs at once, feel more like shit than he already does.

Take a chill pill, people.  Tell him you know how he feels, and you noticed he’s hustling his ass off, and you appreciate it.  Yes, you’re paying for food, but you’re also being served food by someone—think about how fortunate you are.

I hate people sometimes.

maeby:

(via itsalwayssunny)

Green Day — The Static Age

I just composed a 3-paragraph post about long underwear and how awesome they were, and I realized a couple of things:

• Everyone that agrees with me already knows how awesome long underwear are
• Those who disagree will find it a bit creepy/gross/moronic if I express my love for long johns

So goodnight.  Long underwear 4eva.